Giant Japanese Man

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So this short film was supposed to be shot in 1890, when a super giant lived and protected Japan from invaders and other ill shit. If Japan can produce super giants like this guy today and decided to re-attack Pearl Harbor, then America is doomed. But before you shit your pants, you can relax. The film is too clear to have been filmed in the 1800’s. Actually it’s part of a modern movie trailer for a film that was called “Big Man Japan” that was released in 2007. It’s sort of like a Godzilla movie only with this dude here battling the evil monsters. So you can now sleep peacefully at night knowing that Japanese men are more diminutive than American men, and so are their peckers…

Author: Jerome Howard

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