Couple Adopts Cabbage Patch Kid
Remember those creepy Cabbage Patch dolls from the 70’s and 80’s? This nutjob couple have “adopted” one that they call Kevin. They can’t be this crazy, it’s probably just a way to get attention and get a video made about them, even though they come across as total fruitcakes.
On the other hand, kids these days are a total pain in the ass. There’s no upside to having a kid today, – they all turn out to be attention seeking entitled assholes that just want your money. So maybe a cabbage patch doll is less of a pain in the ass.
Check out the scene of the “dad” fishing with the fucking doll and even doing the doll’s voice. Can you say “what the fuck?”